Wild Doxies

There is an established order where the wild doixes roam. Order is not taken lightly and prospective laws must be submitted, reviewed by committee, tested for dachshund constitutionality (what a dachshund’s constitution can stand) and finally voted on by all registered voters. (Ex. Mikkey and Abbie are afforded one vote each, Tyler the submissive mut is given a half vote* and Bianca the Bengal is not allowed to vote since she is still considered un unregistered alien by wild doxie law.) A simple majority is required for a law to pass.

One such law has come under a certain amount of fire, particularly from Bianca and Beautiful. The law, commonly referred to as the dachshund chair law (or dachshund throne law) names the chair next to Weasel’s home office desk as a wild doxie preserve. Bianca and Beautiful believe this to be racism and have done their best to have the law overturned. However, in a recent supreme dachshund court decision it was decided that “seperate yet equal” was constitutional (to dachshunds) with a vote of 2.5 for and none against. (Addendum: It is believed that Tyler voted with the rest of the court in hopes of someday being rewarded with a full vote. Bianca attempted to vote against but was not recognized by the court.)

Having had no success in working with the system Bianca has taken to rogue behavior, occasionally flaunting her disdain for the “system” by attempting to enter the dachsund preserve. Abbie, who spends more time than Mikkey at the preserve, must then defend the preserve through aggressive posturing and occasional nips. If Bianca is not dissuaded Abbie is forced to leave the preserve and chase off the intruder back to the family room which has been designated a bengal reservation.

*It’s unfortunate but true that bias exists just about everywhere. This is true where the wild doxies roam as well. Tyler the submissive mutt - who is of full cainine lineage - is nonetheless not a dachshund and thus she is not awarded a full vote. Tyler has done her best to adapt and be accepted into wild doxie society but thus far she remains a second class citizen in the land that she initially claimed several years prior to dachshund immigration.