“Fake Howls”
Guest editor PhoenixTail
Abbie, the third wonder weiner of this house, does a “Fake Howl” after every meal (I PhoenixTail call it that but others like Ferret-Boy might not). Abbie lifts her head and starts doing what the doxies before her did when they wanted to talk with other doxies far away, but Abbie doesn’t make any noise so it’s just a “Fake Howl”. You can’t hear her do it you can only see her doing it. Mikkey dosen’t really care, just as long as his favorite licking toy dosn’t leave him. Yes Mikkey licks Abbies’s ears all the time and Abbie dosen’t really care about it but we do. Oh! There goes Mikkey now! And here comes Abbie, the “Fake Howler”!