Dachshund Behavior Reminders
This is an “email fwd” that i’m sure many of you have seen – but I found it amusing so posted it.
A list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dachshund.
- I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
- I will not munch on “leftovers” in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.
- The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
- The sofa is not a ‘face towel’. Neither are Mom and Dad’s laps.
- The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom’s driver’s license and registration.
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.
- Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying “hello”.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
- I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.
- The cat is not a ’squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
Add comment January 23rd, 2007
