Dachshund Bum Warmers Now in Stock!
Get them Now!
We have just received a brand new item that we’re very excited about here at Wild Doxies! These high quality dachshund bum warmers are not only attractive but incredibly effective as well. Yes, it may be summer time now but fall and winter are not far away. Get stocked up on your dachshund bum warmers before the cold weather gets here and they are sold out.
Don’t waste electricty. Don’t burn extra oil or gas to keep the room warmer. Just use your attractive and ecconomical dachshund bum warmer to keep your body at a comfortable temperature.
Eccomonical you say?
Yes! Our genuine dachshund bum warmers operate for mere pennies a day. A 20 lb bag of our specially blended dachshund bum warmer fuel should power your bum warmer for two months of average use. (Results may vary upon size and use of dachshund bum warmer.) You would normally pay $20-30 dollars for a similar size bag of dachshund bum warmer fuel but we’re offering it today for less than half that, $9.99. That’s right, you can use your bum warmer every day for two months for less than 17 cents a day!
This offer won’t last long, operators are standing by.
Offer not available in Utah and Idaho due to state bum warmer regulations.